60 good jokes for young kids, no vulgarity and all age appropriate.

Good jokes for young kids

How hard is it to find good jokes for young kids? So hard!! They’re either not appropriate or they’re too complex for younger kids to understand. Especially those ones based on puns.

And then when you do find one or two good ones, you land up just repeating them over and over again.

So, in the name of helping me remember some new ones and helping you find some good ones, here’s my list of good jokes for young kids.

And when I say young, I mean around the ages of 4 to 6 or 7. Any younger and they may just not get the concept of a joke altogether.

I know that there are a lot of jokes I’ve left out but I thought I would limit it to 60.

Here are 60 good jokes for young kids. All age appropriate without any vulgarity or unsuitable content. Crossing the road type jokes, knock knock jokes and some of my children's absolute favourites.

Some of our families favourites

Why do chickens sit on their eggs?

Because they don’t have any chairs.

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7, 8 (ate) 9

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Cows go.

Cows go who?

Cows go Moo not who.

What’s at the end of the Rainbow?

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Here are 60 good jokes for young kids. All age appropriate without any vulgarity or unsuitable content. Crossing the road type jokes, knock knock jokes and some of my children's absolute favourites.
What’s at the end of the rainbow…?

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Boo.

Boo Who?

Don’t cry, it’s just a joke.

If you know some good jokes for young kids, please will you add them in the comments below or send them to me on Facebook. I would really really love to hear them!

And my dad’s favourite joke of all time…

Knock Knock.

Who’s there.

A mos.

A mos who?

A mosquito.

More good jokes for young kids

What’s a frog’s favourite drink?

A croak-a-cola.

When has the moon’s had enough to eat?

When it’s full.

What did the apple say to the girl?

Nothing. Apples can’t talk.

Why did Elsa want a balloon?

So she could let it go.

How do you talk to a giant?

Use BIG words.

Which animal holds the key to a banana?

A monKEY?

What did the tree say to the wind?

Leaf me alone.

Do you want to hear a joke about a skunk?

Nevermind, it stinks.

Why did the melon jump into the lake?

Because it wanted to be a water-melon.

What do you call a sad strawberry?

A blueberry.

Where do cows go for entertainment?

To the moooovies.

What did the little corn say to the mamma corn?

Where’s pop corn?

How do you get a squirrel to like you?

Act like a nut.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.

What did one snowman say to the other?

Do you smell carrots.

Where do you take a sick wasp?

To the waspital.

What do elves learn at school?

The elf-abet.

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

Because he wasn’t peeling well.

What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.

How do you start a Teddy Bear Race?

Ready, teddy, go.

What’s brown and sticky?

A stick.

Who was the fairy that didn’t like to bath?

Stinker bell.

Why didn’t the orange finish the race?

It ran out of juice.

What’s a snake’s favourite subject?

Hisssstory.

Why do giraffes have long necks?

Because they have stinky feet.

What do you call a camel that has no humps?

Humphrey.

How does the sea say hello to the beach?

It waves.

What do you call cheese that’s not yours?

Nacho cheese.

Here are 60 good jokes for young kids. All age appropriate without any vulgarity or unsuitable content. Crossing the road type jokes, knock knock jokes and some of my children's absolute favourites.
Why did the chicken cross the road?

Crossing the road jokes

You know the “why did the chicken cross the road” type jokes.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Because the chicken wasn’t alive yet.

Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

He thought it was an egg-cellent idea.

Why did the dog cross the road?

He was chasing the chicken.

Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the moooseum.

Why did the boy cross the playground?

To get to the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other sLide.

Here are 60 good jokes for young kids. All age appropriate without any vulgarity or unsuitable content. Crossing the road type jokes, knock knock jokes and some of my children's absolute favourites.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there…?

Some knock knock jokes

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Howard.

Howard who?

Howard I know?

Knock Knock.

Who’s there?

Cargo.

Cargo who.

Car go vroom vroom.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Etch.

Etch who?

Bless you.

I love telling this joke to my kids but it drives them nuts! You’d think that they knew it by now.

Knock Knock.

Who’s there?

Interrupting pir…

Aaaarrrrrr.

Knock Knock.

Who’s there?

Funnel.

Funnel who?

The funnel start when you let me in.

Knock Knock.

Who’s there?

Ken.

Ken who?

Ken I come in please.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Lettuce.

Lettuce Who?

Lettuce in, we’re freezing outside.

Knock Knock.

Who’s there?

Kanga.

Kanga Who?

No, silly, Kangaroo.

Knock Knock.

Who’s there.

Donut.

Donut who?

Donut ask me.

Knock Knock.

Who’s there.

Ima.

Ima who.

Let me in, Ima gonna tickle you.

Some for the slightly older kids

There are some jokes that little kids just won’t get. Either because they require a visual understanding or a conceptual understanding. I’m going to try these on my 6 year old but I think he’s still a bit too young to get them. I can see myself having to write them down for him to follow.

What did 0 say to 8?

nice belt

What did 1 say to 7?

nice hat.

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday. The rest of the days are weak-days.

What gets wet while drying?

A towel.

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Europe.

Europe who?

No, you’re a poo.

What did one plate say to the other?

Dinner’s on me.

What can you catch but never throw?

A cold.

Knock Knock.

Who’s there.

Spell.

Spell who.

W-H-O.

What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?

A stick?

Knock Knock.

Who’s there.

Orange.

Orange Who?

Orange you going to let me in?

What stays in the corner but travels all over the world?

A stamp.

Can February March?

No, but April May.

Please remember to comment below with any good jokes for young kids or send them to me on Facebook or Instagram. I would love to add them to this post!!